Indian. I think about Castle and Beckett a ridiculous amount, enough to be sent into therapy if anyone outside Tumblr finds out! I worship Nathan Fillion and Stana Katic. I love Firefly. Other crazy obsessions include Bones, The Big Bang Theory, Modern Family, Sherlock, New Girl, Community, Harry Potter, Rizzoli and Isles, The X-files, The Mentalist, Rules of Engagement, Friends and Body of Proof.

(Source: percyluvsnico)

aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

aierdnaa:

vravenscroft:

*Looooooong Gasp*

I KNOW WHO THE VICTIM IS!!!

Castle: the new Brennan. 

Caskett + Hugs

(Source: veraflynns)

(Source: sofika0707)

blendablelion:

harroldstyle:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT 

for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg

The evolution of dance - Castle style

(Source: fan1bsb97)

My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.

—Laurell K. Hamilton  (via g0dwithablog)

(Source: makelovetothemoon)

(Source: people.com)

cockfabric:

when you walk into class late as soon as the teacher is calling your name for attendance

image

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate